Boy, you must have been all that and a bag of doughnuts. You probably missed out having a couple dozen kids, and 6 other wives that coulda been your best friends. ;)
While my 80's makeup and pre-accident 21 inch waist and size 7 body were not stereotypical of a pliggy wife....my hair WAS up in a banana clip. Or maybe it was my scrubs that were screaming, "Pick me for your 'working' wife!!"
c-dub: I've been thinking about you. I received a "different" kind of revelation for my response!! Who knows HOW long I would've stood out there with him.....
pf10: Thanks for saying so and for reading! I think I have a funny life! YOU are one of my favorite commenters, you always have something clever to say! I look forward to meeting you! Ummmm.....no, Tom will not recognize me next time we meet at centerstreetalbertsons. I've changed just a tad, but I like to think these wrinkles,scars,gray hairs(although I just finished plucking all seven of them),EXtra pounds are well-earned. If we ever did meet face to face again, that's when I will KNOW that God has a great sense of humor!
Geo....he won't be interested in the package deal...but then he HAS been bubba's bitch in prison for a few years! Maybe he'll be more interested in my man than in me!
Yes.....what'll I do if I run into him again? I'll just pretend I don't know him, because I KNOW he'll totally recognize me......NOT!! My tummy turns when I see him on the news.
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Holy snot. I wonder how many chicks that line works on - "I have just received revelation from the Lord that we were meant to be together."
I mean, if you're NOT in Utah.
Right...because IN Utah it's easier to ask who that line DIDN'T work on.....;)
Boy, you must have been all that and a bag of doughnuts. You probably missed out having a couple dozen kids, and 6 other wives that coulda been your best friends. ;)
While my 80's makeup and pre-accident 21 inch waist and size 7 body were not stereotypical of a pliggy wife....my hair WAS up in a banana clip. Or maybe it was my scrubs that were screaming, "Pick me for your 'working' wife!!"
ps. I'm always joking that I need a wife....missed that opportunity, eh?
Oh. My. Gosh!
I'm totally creeped out and speechless.
Except to say you are brilliant! That was the perfect response to get El Creep-O off your case.
c-dub: I've been thinking about you.
I received a "different" kind of revelation for my response!! Who knows HOW long I would've stood out there with him.....
This little pliggy went to market...
Ok, Sue.......THAT was just funny!
b.- I have to tell you that I've been reviewing your blog and you are just SOOOOO funny!!! You are very entertaining!!
I wonder if Tom would recognize you.
pf10: Thanks for saying so and for reading! I think I have a funny life!
YOU are one of my favorite commenters, you always have something clever to say! I look forward to meeting you!
Ummmm.....no, Tom will not recognize me next time we meet at centerstreetalbertsons. I've changed just a tad, but I like to think these wrinkles,scars,gray hairs(although I just finished plucking all seven of them),EXtra pounds are well-earned.
If we ever did meet face to face again, that's when I will KNOW that God has a great sense of humor!
Just tell him you're taken now. I bet he's not as excited about polyandry as he is about the other kind of poly.
Geo....he won't be interested in the package deal...but then he HAS been bubba's bitch in prison for a few years! Maybe he'll be more interested in my man than in me!
Ewwww, ewwww, ewwwwwww! What in the world?!
Freak alert.
Yes.....what'll I do if I run into him again? I'll just pretend I don't know him, because I KNOW he'll totally recognize me......NOT!! My tummy turns when I see him on the news.
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